28 Jul
A man came home from work early one day, and found his
A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and panting on the bed.
‘Honey,‘ she said, thinking quickly, ‘I think I‘m having a heart attack!‘
While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly stumbled over his crying four year old, who told him there was a naked man in the closet. He ran to the closet, opened the door, and there was his best friend.
‘Damn it, Dave‘ he shouted, ‘Jill‘s having a heart attack and here you are scaring the hell out of the kids!‘
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