28 Jul

One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back ya

One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.

‘Hello Johnny, what are you up to?‘ he asked.

‘My goldfish died and I‘m gonna bury him,‘ Johnny replied.

‘That‘s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn‘t it?‘ asked the neighbor.

‘That‘s because he‘s inside your cat!‘