28 Jul

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divo

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, ‘Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.‘

‘Because,‘ the man says, ‘I live in a two-story house.‘

The Judge replies, ‘What kind of a reason is that! What‘s the big deal about a two-story house?‘

The man answers, ‘Well Judge, one story is…**I have a headache** and the other story is **It‘s that time of the month!** ‘