Best & NEw Yo mama JOkes – Funny & GOod yo mama jokes

28 Jul

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.Yo

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

28 Jul

your mamas so fat, shes on both sides of the family

your mama‘s so fat, shes on both sides of the family

28 Jul

yo mama is so hairy, she makes king kong jealous

yo mama is so hairy, she makes king kong jealous

28 Jul

Yo momma so ugly your dad had to take her to work just

Yo momma so ugly your dad had to take her to work just so he didn‘t have to kiss her goodbye.

28 Jul

yo mama is so stupid she drove to stop sign and waited

yo mama is so stupid she drove to stop sign and waited till it said go

28 Jul

yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

28 Jul

Yo mama so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain

Yo mama so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!

28 Jul

Yo mamma is so poor , she hangs the toilet paper out to

Yo mamma is so poor , she hangs the toilet paper out to dry

28 Jul

Your momma is so poor she couldnt afford to pay attenti

Your momma is so poor she couldn‘t afford to pay attention.

28 Jul

Yo mommas so fat she has to polish her fingernails with

Yo momma‘s so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!