Sport Jokes Collection

28 Jul

Yo mamas so stupid she cant pass a blood test.

Yo mama‘s so stupid she can‘t pass a blood test.

28 Jul

Yo mamas so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, b

Yo mama‘s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.

28 Jul

Yo mamas so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how lo

Yo mama‘s so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

28 Jul

Yo mamas so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.

Yo mama‘s so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.

28 Jul

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make g

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

28 Jul

Yo mama so ugly they didnt give her a costume when she

Yo mama so ugly they didn‘t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

28 Jul

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a d

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

28 Jul

Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?It

Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.

28 Jul

What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that

What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she‘s pregnant.
Is it mine?

28 Jul

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?Tell her a

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.