Best Sardar jokes collection- funny Sardarji jokes
one day sardar went to a restraunt .he called da waiter(also
sardar)
sardar asked waiter:MENNUU kee hai??
Waiter remained silent.
sardar asked waiter 2nd tym:MENNUU kee hai??
waiter remained silent.
sardar asked waiter 3rd tyme wid anger:MENNUU kee hai!!!!!!!!!
waiter also replied wid anger:MENNUUU kee pta tennuuu kee hai!!!!
SARDAR JI SAW SOME BOYS RUNNING IN THE STREET HE ASKS ONE MAN THAT
WHATS GOING ON
MAN:RACE IS GOING ON BETWEEN THESE BOYS
SARDAR:WHAT THEY WILL GET FROM THIS RACE
MAN:THE WINNER WILL GET THE PRICE
SARDAR:THEN WHY OTHER BOYS ARE RUNNING
A sardar was driving.He passed a trafic camera and saw it flash.Fearing being caught speeding, he turned around and going at snails speed, he passed it.Again it flashed.He thought it must have a fault and went home.Next day he received 2 traffic fines for not wearing a seatbelt
Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.
Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge: Thats no excuse! Don‘t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?
A sardar comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him: go home and change the shoes.
sardar goes home, and comes back after a while.
- Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at home are also black and white.
Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
‘JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI‘
in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
Sardar: will u marry me ?
Girl: sorry i am lesbian
Sardar: wats a lesbian
Girl: i like to have sex with gals
Sardar: maar taali, I am also lesbian lolx
Pathan joined the army and was given a gun
Sir is ki nali apni taraf karon k dushman ki taraf?
Mejor:kisi b taraf rakh lay faida mulak ka he hoga
Sadar Ko Dost Ne
Khane Pe Bulaya
Ghar Pe Tala Laga Tha
0r Likha Tha
Bewakuf Banaya
Sadar Ne Hoshyari
Dikhai
Neche Likh Diya
Hum Yahan Aaye Hi Nahi They