Its All About Jokes

>SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
>2ND- Gold ring de de
>1ST- koi badi cheez bata
>2ND – M.R.F ka tyre de de.

>A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
>sardar ran to catch the donkey.
>He saw a zebra & started beating it
>& said ‘SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai‘.

>A SARDAR gave an Ad in matrimonial column
>‘PATNI CHAHIYE‘
>He got 1000 replies all saying– ‘Meri Le JA.

>A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and kises her . The girl shouts
>
>and
>says
>what r u doing.
>Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.

>sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
>Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
>now it‘s 1.5 ltr.

>Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
>Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan….

>Santa went to mysore palace.
>
>Tourist guide – santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan‘s chair
>Santa – oye dont worry yaar i‘ll get up wen he comes.!!..

>Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
>A: He wanted to see butterfly!

pahli baar ishq mein giraftar honay k baad aik sardar sahab bhagay bhgay apne aik dost k paas gaye..!!Haal-e-dill sunaney k baad sardar sahab apnay dost se boley:‘MAIN US PARVISH SE SHADI KERNA CHAHTA HON KOI AESI TERKEEB BATAO K WO SHADI K LYE RAAZI HO JAYE..‘
DOST: ‘ye tau bohat asaan baat hai , uski ankhon mein ankhein daalker kaho…‘Main tum se muhabat kerta hon ghazalaa , kia tum mujhse shadi karogi?? ‘
sardar says saidly:‘mager mein ye baat us se nahi kehsakta
Kyun k uska naam ghazallaa nahi hai ….!!!!

a sardar wanted 2 kiss a girl .She screamed : if u try 2 touch me i ‘ll kill my self ..
angry sardar said : MAR JANA PER KISI K KAAM NA ANA:P