Its All About Jokes

Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha oy!yaar agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar -kuch nahi yaar ,hame candle light me t.v dekhna parta…

2 sardars sat in a double decker bus.
1 up & 1 down.
Above1 came down running.
Below1 askd why? u came down
Sardar replied-‘Abe yaar shukar hai jaan bach gayi upar driver hi nahi hai!

how can you idntify a sardar in classroom???????????????

try

think…………

its simlpe

just see who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing blackboard………

sardar talking on mobile..

2nd sardar:kes say bat ker rahay ho ?

1st sardar:
biwi say …

2nd sardar:
itnay piar say …?

1st sardar :
tumhari haina

sardar ji ne apni biwi ko apne dost ke sath dekha aur apnay dost
ko goli maar di.
sardar ki biwi boli:agar aap ka yehi behaiviour raha to aik din
aap saray dost kho betho gay

santa singh pairh par charhay to upar bethay bander ne poocha : Oye ooper kyun aaye?
Santa singh: apple khaney
Bandar : par yeh to aam ka pairh hai
Santa : pata hai,pata hai…… isliye apple saath laya hoon

>1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA p-1
>
>KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
>PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE

>SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.
>BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO
>
>SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI.

>Sardarjee to Sunita:
>‘ I want to marry you‘Sunita:
>But I am one year elder to you.
>Sardarjee: No Problem, then I will marry you next year.

>Sardar declares:
>.. . . I will never marry in my life&. .
>
>.. . . I‘ll give same advice to my children also. . . .