Its All About Jokes

Santa to banta,‘oye tu har sms mujhe do baar kyun bejhta hai‘.
Banta‘ vo is liye, ki agar tujhe ek forward karna ho to dusra to tere paas rehna chahiye‘.

ek khatoon shop mai ayee aur kaha

‘ sardar jee lipton di cha hay ‘

sardar jee, ‘ menu to nai hay tenu hay te liput jao ‘

Memon Ash,,,!

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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write
for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long

After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying
‘Parking Fine‘
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole ‘Thanks 4 d complement

Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades
and decide to take them to the police station.
‘What if one of them explodes before we get there?‘ asks Banta.
‘Don’t worry about it,‘ says Santa.
‘We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two.‘

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

A man was in his yard mowing the grass when his sardar neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later he came out of his house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, he went back into the house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, he came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked him,
“Is something wrong?”
To which he replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve Got Mail.”

A girl phoned sardar and said…‘Come on over,
there‘s nobody home.‘ sardar went over. Nobody was home

SARDAR SITTING IN HIS TV ROOM AND THINKING HARD
SARDARNI ASKS HIM KYA SOCH RAHE HO?
SARDAR SAID YE STAR TV WALE KOKAISE PATA CHALTA HAI
KI ‘U R WATCHING STAR TV