Its All About Jokes

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What will
come
first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

Two sardars talking during diwali
1st: Jab phatake phut te hai to Pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon ?
2nd: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn‘t come back yet!
Santa: Why don‘t u cook something else?

Laloo snt his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days l8r he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates

Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

‘Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.‘
Every1 was delighted. He continued ‘Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga.‘

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement -humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained -bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks -aapkaa bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva

2 sardar sittin inthe coffe shop…
1st sardar :jaldi pee yaar coffee
2nd sardar: kion
1st sardar: bewakoof menu card perh
hot coffee for Rs 20/=
n cold coffee for rs 40/=

Judge: Tumhe pata hai? k tum jhoot bolo ge to kahan jaoo ge?

Santa: Dozakh (Hell) mein!

Judge: Aur agar sach bolo ge to kahan jaoo ge?

Santa: Central Jail

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister….

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa

Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how he had fared.
He replied, ‘Exam was okay, except for the past tense of ‘think‘.
I thought, thought, thought and at last, I wrote ‘thunk‘!‘