Best Sardar jokes collection- funny Sardarji jokes
A sardar jee joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
sardar jee : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Ek raat bijli chali gayee :
SARDAR : Oye , kam sey kam fan to chalao…..
Sardarni : kar di na sardaron wali baat……….. fan on karain gey to candle nahe bujh jayegi ???
A sardar jee went 2 a
STD/ISO PCO shop
Nd sleped the operator twice.
Guess y??
Because there was written
“dail kernay se pehle
2 lagaye”
Ek sardar
Servant sey.. baagh ko paani dou
Servent : sir bahir bearish ho rahi hai
Sardar
Tou kia huaa kaaamchour
Umbrella ley ker de dou!
sardar ji ki lover ne poochha
tussi menu mangni tey ek ring tou deo gay na
sardar ji bolay
o‘ ji ek nayee sau ringaaan diaan ga
bss tussi apna fone busy na rakhna
wife to sardar
kuri jawan ho gyee hai koi munda dekho
26 age ho jiski
sardar
ager 26 ka na milay tou 13.. 13 k dou le aaoun??
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript :
O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions.If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites
S : Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions
O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : Left
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly…U-G-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly…P-I-C-H-H-Y( Our Sardar also spells it)
O : U…..G…..L …… Y…..(Officer shouts)
S : P ….. I ….. C ….. H ……. H …… L ….. Y…… Our Sardar also shouts) Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected
frend to a sardar
tumhey murghey aor murghi main farq kesay pata chalta hai??
sardar
patthhar maaaro
ager bhaaga tou murgaa ager bhaaagi tou murghi
why a sardar happy
when he finish a puzzle in
2 months time….
because the box say
3 till 5 years
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:‘ Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: ‘I‘m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can‘t read
very fast.