28 Jul
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?A
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. ‘OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
Santa banta jokes – Santa banta jokes & sms collection
Santa banta jokes – Santa banta jokes & sms collection
28 Jul
Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA
Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
28 Jul
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
28 Jul
First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your
First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two
places? Lil Banta: I‘d never go to either place again!
28 Jul
Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 fo
Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas.
Banta Singh: Well, as you‘ve been a good boy lately, you may keep
it.
28 Jul
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?A: He bought the ti
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn‘t travel.
28 Jul
santa : I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Ma
santa : ‘I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.‘
Friend : ‘Did u follow them inside?‘
‘No yaar,‘ replied santa ‘I had already SEEN the Movie !‘
28 Jul
Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you eve
Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed?
Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly
question?
28 Jul
Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can th
Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.
28 Jul
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte pa
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar
idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ????
SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?