Santa banta jokes – Santa banta jokes & sms collection

28 Jul

Jeeto: sardar ji utho! billa saara dudh pi gaya haisant

Jeeto: sardar ji utho! billa saara dudh pi gaya hai

santa: oye, tenu kinni daffa kaha hai ke kameez pa ke soya kar

28 Jul

santa: main ik eho ji cheez ijad kiti aa ke jidhay nalo

santa: main ik eho ji cheez ijad kiti aa ke jidhay nalon tussi deewar de aar paar dekh sakday ho

banta: oh ki??

Santa: mori (hole)

28 Jul

poetry of a sardar:sajno arz kita aakutta mar gaya raza

poetry of a sardar:

sajno arz kita aa

kutta mar gaya razai wich
ah ha kia baataan

kutta mar gaya razai wich
main mar gaya teri judai wich

kukri haraam ho gayi
tere ishq andar meri jind badnaam ho gayi

28 Jul

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light &

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light
& a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says:
‘Le Karle Number Note‘

28 Jul

It was Santas weding aniversary.Preeto: Shall v hav Tan

It was Santa‘s weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made

28 Jul

Santa in mysore palace,Tourist guide sir PLz don sit th

Santa in mysore palace,
Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It‘s Tippu sultan‘s chair.
santa – oye don‘t worry yaar I will get up when he comes

28 Jul

Teacher: Why are you late?santa: Because of the sign.Te

Teacher: Why are you late?
santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
santa: The one that says, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow.‘

28 Jul

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.

28 Jul

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
banta: A teacher

28 Jul

Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hai

Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain?
Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &
sasria_Kaal