Its All About Jokes

Jeeto: sardar ji utho! billa saara dudh pi gaya hai

santa: oye, tenu kinni daffa kaha hai ke kameez pa ke soya kar

santa: main ik eho ji cheez ijad kiti aa ke jidhay nalon tussi deewar de aar paar dekh sakday ho

banta: oh ki??

Santa: mori (hole)

poetry of a sardar:

sajno arz kita aa

kutta mar gaya razai wich
ah ha kia baataan

kutta mar gaya razai wich
main mar gaya teri judai wich

kukri haraam ho gayi
tere ishq andar meri jind badnaam ho gayi

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light
& a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says:
‘Le Karle Number Note‘

It was Santa‘s weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made

Santa in mysore palace,
Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It‘s Tippu sultan‘s chair.
santa – oye don‘t worry yaar I will get up when he comes

Teacher: Why are you late?
santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
santa: The one that says, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow.‘

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
banta: A teacher

Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain?
Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &
sasria_Kaal