Its All About Jokes

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against
mother tongue.?

Santa: Very long…!

A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down
on santa, he says: O paji ye kya kiya, doodh aapne piya, aur packet
hamare upar faink diya……

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can‘t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only‘

Ek sardar jo gal gal te gaal kad da si apne munde nu le k
shahar gaya . Diwali da time c Ek bache ne atishbazi chalayee
sardar dekh kar bola
Oh ‘bhain di fudi kithe Ja ke fati hai‘
sardar ka bacha bola

‘papa jalandhar wali bhua di k ludhiane wali di‘..

Sunday ko santa scooter dho raha tha,
kisine uske totle bete se poocha, ‘papa kahan hain‘ ?
TOTLA beta bola: papa chutar dho rahe hain,
mummy paani daal rahi hain.

santa: ek kilo gaaye ka dhoodh dena..
banta: lekin tumhara bartan to bhut chhota hai..
santa: theek hai to fir bakri ka de do..

Santa: bus stand tak janay ke kitnay paisay log gay

Rikshaw driver: 40 rupay

Santa: 2 rupay main chalay ga?

Driver: 2 rupay main kaun jaye ga?

Santa: peechay baith mian le k jata hoon

santa ne apni wife ko apnay aik friend ke saath kissing kartay
huay dekh lia aur apnay friend ko goli maar di
santa ki wife boli: bilkul ghalat! agar tumhari yehi
routine rahi to aik din tum sab friends se hath dho betho ge

santa & banta were in heated argument when santa said ‘ Kiss my ass‘

banta replied: Come on! this is not the time to be romantic ok!

Santa: har roz murghe de naal roti khayi di hai

man: oh kis tarha?

santa: ik burki aap khaai di hai, ik murghe nu payi di hai