Its All About Jokes

On his first day on the job, the trainee dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:

“Get me a F***ING cup of coffee, quickly!“

The voice from the other side responded: “You fool, you‘ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you‘re talking to?“

“No,“ replied the trainee.

“It‘s the Managing Director of the company, idiot!“

The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are F***ING talking to, you F***ING idiot?“

“No!“ replied the Managing Director indignantly.

“Thank F**K for that!“ replied the trainee and slammed down the phone.

Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho
gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.
Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . .

Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe
safely land!
Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to?
Banta: O G paise wapas

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?

Banta Singh:-
A – Ab
I – Iss
D – Duniya se
S – Sat shri akal.

Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :‘lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
Karenge?‘

Santa To Banta:
oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?

Banta:
vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas
rehna chaiyeh na

Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi

Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi

Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?

Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha

Santa: pehlay main apni bivi nu FA karwaya
fair BA karwaya
Fair MA aur Fair PhD karwa ke hun wadhiya jai naukri lawayi aa.

Banta: Hun changa ja rishta waikh ke udha viyah vi karwa de

Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
Banta: In case the siren won‘t work, one of them to scream
‘Wouuuu-Wouuuuu‘ and the other –
‘Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..‘