Its All About Jokes

The Barber

A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got
his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, ‘No
charge. I consider it a service to the Lord.‘

The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer
books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door.

Later that day, a police officer came in and got his hair cut. He
then asked how much it was. The barber said, ‘No charge. I consider
it a service to the community.‘

The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts and
a thank you note from the police officer.

Then, a Senator came in and got a haircut. When he was done he asked
how much it was. The barber said, ‘No charge. I consider it a
service to the country.‘

The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 Senators
in front of the door.

President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one shoulder was a pair of ladies nylon panties.

Nervously one White House Aide approach the President and asked about the panties.

‘Oh those,‘ Replied the President, ‘I‘m trying to quit. That‘s the patch.‘

The following phrase:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no letters
left over, and using each letter only once) into:

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Coincidence? I think not!

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.

Capitalism and Communism arrive on time, but Socialism is nowhere to be found. Finally he arrives, out of breath and apologetic.

‘I‘m sorry,‘ says Socialism, ‘I was standing in line for sausage.‘
Capitalism says – ‘What‘s a line?‘
And Communism says – ‘What‘s a sausage?‘

What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?

They know how many people went down on the Titantic!!

How many alcoholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four – one to hold the bulb, and three to drink till the room spins!!

Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?

To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!

The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by putting
more women on his staff.

What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?

She has the whitest teeth I‘ve ever cum across.

Bill Clinton and Al Gore recently went to a diner to get a bite to eat.

A good looking waitress comes up and asks, ‘Can I take your order?‘

Clinton says, ‘Yes, I like a quickie!‘

She turns a little read and say, ‘Sir, with your past state of affairs I don‘t think you should even be suggesting something like that. I will come back when you are ready to order from the MENU!‘

As she walks away Gore leans over and says, ‘Bill, its pronounced quiche‘.