Its All About Jokes

Agar tujh mein himmat hai

To kutub minaar ko hila kar dikha,

Aur agar nahin, to mere paas baeth,
Do ghoont maar,

Aur Kutub minar ko ! hilta hua dekh

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi

meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi

Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,

tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;

kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi..

Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi…

Dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le zalim…

Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi…

takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti

tajmahal banana chahata hoon

lekin mumtaz nahi milti

After Marriage :
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takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti

tajmahal banana chahata hoon

lekin mumtaz nahi marti

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindagi mein, badi joshh ke

sath !

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindagi mein, badi shhor ke

sath !

Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !

Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

Teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya

teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya

kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Kamastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage…To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!