Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi Woh
Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi
Poetry Jokes Collection
Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi
akabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
‘jaan bhi maango to hazir hai‘,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
aur maango to inkaar karte hain
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey
Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi hai!
dedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke
Adha piya aur adha chod diya
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Vim Bar
Jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya…….!!
Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn‘t love U, then why the hell
did I propose?
New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that
dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
Log ishq karte hain,
Bade shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,
Bade zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,
Thoda gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisi aur ke saath.
Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon
Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon
Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar,
Har baar faisla badal deta hoon