Poetry Jokes Collection

28 Jul

Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi Woh

Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi

28 Jul

akabhi kehte the dost hamare kejaan bhi maango to hazir

akabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
‘jaan bhi maango to hazir hai‘,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
aur maango to inkaar karte hain

28 Jul

tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,tere der pe sanam

tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey

28 Jul

Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi

Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi hai!
dedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai

28 Jul

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharm

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

28 Jul

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati haiKoi humse bhi

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

28 Jul

Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo keAdha piya aur adha chod

Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke
Adha piya aur adha chod diya
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Vim Bar
Jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya…….!!

28 Jul

Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.

Dating process:

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn‘t love U, then why the hell
did I propose?

New Dress:

6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that
dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

28 Jul

Log ishq karte hain,Bade shor ke saath.Humne bhi kiya,B

Log ishq karte hain,
Bade shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,
Bade zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,
Thoda gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisi aur ke saath.

28 Jul

Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoonYaad teri aati hai to ro

Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon
Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon
Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar,
Har baar faisla badal deta hoon