Its All About Jokes

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you‘re an asshole.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Keep honking. I‘m reloading.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Learn from your parents‘ mistakes: use birth control.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Montana: At least our cows are sane!