28 Jul
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person agai
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
One Liners Jokes Collection
One Liners Jokes Collection
28 Jul
If you tell the truth you dont have to remember anythin
If you tell the truth you don‘t have to remember anything.
28 Jul
If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a
If you think nobody cares if you‘re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
28 Jul
IRS: Weve got what it takes to take what youve got.
IRS: We‘ve got what it takes to take what you‘ve got.
28 Jul
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
28 Jul
It is far more impressive when others discover your goo
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
28 Jul
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to s
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
28 Jul
Its always darkest before dawn. So if youre going to st
It‘s always darkest before dawn. So if you‘re going to steal the neighbor‘s newspaper, that‘s the time to do it.