Mexican Jokes Collection

28 Jul

When you cross a Mexican and a German

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?

A: A Beaner-Schnitzel

28 Jul

Mexican Quarterback

What do you call a Mexican quarterback?

El Paso.

28 Jul

Mexican Maid

Aimara, a Mexican maid announced to her Boss Mr Blanco and his wife that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, “I‘m in the family way.“

The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who it was.

The maid replied, “Your husband and your son.“

Mrs Blanco was mortified and demanded an explanation.

“Well,“ Aimara explained, “I go to the library to clean it and your husband say, ‘You are in the way‘. I go to the living room to clean and your son say ‘You are in my way‘. So I‘m in the family way and I quit.“

28 Jul

Mexican Fire Fighting Brothers

Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother‘s names?

A: Hose A and Hose B

28 Jul

What kind of cans are there in Mexico?

Q. What kind of cans are there in Mexico?

A. Mexicans.

28 Jul

A Mexican and an Iranian

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?

A: Oil of Ole.

28 Jul

Mayonnaise for Mexico circa 1912

There are many stories related to the sinking of the “Titanic“. Some have come to light due to the success of movie. For example, most people don‘t know that back in 1912 Hellman‘s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The “Titanic“was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City.

The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today. It is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

28 Jul

A Mexican and an Octopus

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?

I don‘t know but it could pick lettuce good.