Free Funny & clean knock knock jokes – Knock knoch jokes for kids

28 Jul

Knock Knock – Alpaca Knock KnockWhos there!Alpaca!Alpac

Knock Knock – Alpaca
Knock Knock
Who‘s there!
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca picnic lunch!

Knock Knock
Who‘s there!
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

28 Jul

Knock Knock – Thumpin Knock KnockWhos there !Thumpin !T

Knock Knock – Thumpin
Knock Knock
Who‘s there !
Thumpin !
Thumping who ?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back !

28 Jul

Knock Knock – Autumn Knock KnockWhos there !Autumn !Aut

Knock Knock – Autumn
Knock Knock
Who‘s there !
Autumn !
Autumn who ?
Autumnastic !

28 Jul

Knock Knock – Cindy Knock KnockWhos there ?Cindy !Cindy

Knock Knock – Cindy
Knock Knock
Who‘s there ?
Cindy !
Cindy who ?
Cindy next one in please !

28 Jul

Knock Knock – Jamaica Knock KnockWhos there !Jamaica !J

Knock Knock – Jamaica
Knock Knock
Who‘s there !
Jamaica !
Jamaica who ?
Jamaica mistake !

28 Jul

Knock Knock – Major Knock Knock! Whos there? Major. Maj

Knock Knock – Major
Knock Knock!
Who‘s there?
Major.
Major who?
Major B. Hindsor when you got spanked!

28 Jul

Knock Knock – Flute Knock KnockWhos there !Flute !Flute

Knock Knock – Flute
Knock Knock
Who‘s there !
Flute !
Flute who ?
Flute in the cellar, everything is soaked !

28 Jul

Knock Knock – Bush Knock KnockWhos there !Bush !Bush wh

Knock Knock – Bush
Knock Knock
Who‘s there !
Bush !
Bush who ?
Bush your money where your mouth is !

28 Jul

Knock Knock – Weed Knock KnockWhos there !Weed !Weed wh

Knock Knock – Weed
Knock Knock
Who‘s there !
Weed !
Weed who ?
Weed don‘t need no education !

28 Jul

Knock Knock – Hutch Knock KnockWhos there !Hutch !Hutch

Knock Knock – Hutch
Knock Knock
Who‘s there !
Hutch !
Hutch who !
Bless you, and I‘m right out of tissues !