Free Funny & clean knock knock jokes – Knock knoch jokes for kids
Knock Knock – Alpaca
Knock Knock
Who‘s there!
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca picnic lunch!
Knock Knock
Who‘s there!
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
Knock Knock – Thumpin
Knock Knock
Who‘s there !
Thumpin !
Thumping who ?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back !
Knock Knock – Autumn
Knock Knock
Who‘s there !
Autumn !
Autumn who ?
Autumnastic !
Knock Knock – Cindy
Knock Knock
Who‘s there ?
Cindy !
Cindy who ?
Cindy next one in please !
Knock Knock – Jamaica
Knock Knock
Who‘s there !
Jamaica !
Jamaica who ?
Jamaica mistake !
Knock Knock – Major
Knock Knock!
Who‘s there?
Major.
Major who?
Major B. Hindsor when you got spanked!
Knock Knock – Flute
Knock Knock
Who‘s there !
Flute !
Flute who ?
Flute in the cellar, everything is soaked !
Knock Knock – Bush
Knock Knock
Who‘s there !
Bush !
Bush who ?
Bush your money where your mouth is !
Knock Knock – Weed
Knock Knock
Who‘s there !
Weed !
Weed who ?
Weed don‘t need no education !
Knock Knock – Hutch
Knock Knock
Who‘s there !
Hutch !
Hutch who !
Bless you, and I‘m right out of tissues !