Its All About Jokes

Knock Knock – Midget
Knock! Knock!
Who‘s There?
Midget.
Midget who?
A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

Knock Knock – Alec
Knock Knock
Who‘s there!
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn‘t that a shock!

Knock Knock
Who‘s there!
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec coffee, but I don‘t like tea!

Knock Knock
Who‘s there!
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly !

Knock Knock – A Little Girl
Knock Knock!
Who‘s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can‘t reach the doorbell!

Knock Knock – Moo
Knock Knock!
Who‘s there?
Moo.
Moo, who?
Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?

Knock Knock – Disney
Knock Knock!
Who‘s there?
Disney.
Disney who?
I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney!

Knock, Knock – Tennis
Knock, Knock.
Who‘s there?
Tennis!
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

Knock Knock – Cigarette
Knock Knock
Who‘s there ?
Cigarette !
Cigarette who ?
Cigarette life if you don‘t weaken !

Knock Knock – Saturn
Knock Knock
Who‘s there !
Saturn !
Saturn who ?
Saturnday Night Fever !

Knock Knock – Old Lady
Knock Knock!
Who‘s there?
Old lady.
Old lady, who?
I didn‘t know you could yodel!

Knock Knock – Germany
Knock Knock!
Who‘s there?
Germany.
Germany, who?
Germany people knocking at your door!