FUnny & Clean kids jokes- Silly kids jokes for children of all ages

28 Jul

Q. What is an astronauts favorite place on a computer?A

Q. What is an astronaut‘s favorite place on a computer?

A. The Space bar!

28 Jul

Q. What exam do young witches have to pass?A. A spell-i

Q. What exam do young witches have to pass?

A. A spell-ing test!

28 Jul

Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?A. Because his teac

Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?

A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

28 Jul

Q. Why is Basketball such a messy sport?A. Because you

Q. Why is Basketball such a messy sport?

A. Because you dribble on the floor!

28 Jul

Q. What is the best day to go to the beach?A. Sunday, o

Q. What is the best day to go to the beach?

A. Sunday, of course!

28 Jul

Q. What bow cant be tied?A. A rainbow!

Q. What bow can‘t be tied?

A. A rainbow!

28 Jul

Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?A. Eve

Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A. Every morning you‘ll rise and shine!

28 Jul

Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?A. Fur-nitur

Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?

A. Fur-niture!

28 Jul

Q.What season is it when you are on a trampoline?A.Spri

Q.What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

A.Spring time.

28 Jul

Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?A. They gi

Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?

A. They give milk shakes!