FUnny & Clean kids jokes- Silly kids jokes for children of all ages

28 Jul

Q. What has 4 eyes but no face?A. Mississippi!

Q. What has 4 eyes but no face?

A. Mississippi!

28 Jul

Q. What did the spider do on the computer?A. Made a web

Q. What did the spider do on the computer?

A. Made a website!

28 Jul

Q. What letters are not in the alphabet?A. The ones in

Q. What letters are not in the alphabet?

A. The ones in the mail, of course!

28 Jul

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?A. Because 789!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A. Because 789!

28 Jul

Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?A. Because it

Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A. Because it felt crummy.

28 Jul

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?A. B

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

28 Jul

Q. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?A. A litt

Q. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A. A little horse

28 Jul

Q. What do you call cheese that is not yours?A. Nacho C

Q. What do you call cheese that is not yours?

A. Nacho Cheese

28 Jul

Q. Why did the sheep say moo?A. It was learning a new l

Q. Why did the sheep say ‘moo‘?

A. It was learning a new language!

28 Jul

Q. What streets do ghosts haunt?A. Dead ends!

Q. What streets do ghosts haunt?

A. Dead ends!