28 Jul
Q. What did the painter say to the wall?A. One more cra
Q. What did the painter say to the wall?
A. One more crack like that and I‘ll plaster you!
FUnny & Clean kids jokes- Silly kids jokes for children of all ages
FUnny & Clean kids jokes- Silly kids jokes for children of all ages
28 Jul
Q. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?A. In case th
Q. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case they get a hole in one!
28 Jul
Q. What did the the tie say to the hat?A. You go on a h
Q. What did the the tie say to the hat?
A. You go on a head, I‘ll just hang around!
28 Jul
Q. What would you call two banana skins?A. A pair of sl
Q. What would you call two banana skins?
A. A pair of slippers
28 Jul
Q. What has four legs but cant walk?A. A table!
Q. What has four legs but can‘t walk?
A. A table!
28 Jul
Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?A. To get to the S
Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the Shell station!
28 Jul
Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?A. You cra
Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. You crack me up!
28 Jul
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?A. M
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and quackers!
28 Jul
Q. Why did the elephant eat the candle?A. He wanted a l
Q. Why did the elephant eat the candle?
A. He wanted a light snack!
28 Jul
Q. Why is the letter G scary?A. It turns a host into a
Q. Why is the letter ‘G‘ scary?
A. It turns a host into a ghost