FUnny & Clean kids jokes- Silly kids jokes for children of all ages

28 Jul

Q. Why did the belt go to jail?A. Because it held up a

Q. Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because it held up a pair of pants!

28 Jul

Q. What is the center of gravity?A. The letter V!

Q. What is the center of gravity?

A. The letter V!

28 Jul

Q. What did the stamp say to the envelope?A. Stick with

Q. What did the stamp say to the envelope?

A. Stick with me and we will go places!

28 Jul

Q. What sort of star is dangerous?A. A shooting star!

Q. What sort of star is dangerous?

A. A shooting star!

28 Jul

Q. Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?

Q. Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?

A. He wanted the lesson to be very clear!

28 Jul

Q. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?A. Flood

Q. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?

A. Flood lights!

28 Jul

Q. What do computers do when they get hungry?A. They ea

Q. What do computers do when they get hungry?

A. They eat chips!

28 Jul

Q. Why dont you see giraffes in elementary school?A. Be

Q. Why don‘t you see giraffes in elementary school?

A. Because they‘re all in High School!

28 Jul

Q. Which is the longest word in the dictionary?A. Smile

Q. Which is the longest word in the dictionary?

A. ‘Smiles‘, because there is a mile between each ‘s‘!

28 Jul

Q. Which month do soldiers hate most?A. The month of Ma

Q. Which month do soldiers hate most?

A. The month of March!