FUnny & Clean kids jokes- Silly kids jokes for children of all ages

28 Jul

Q. What did the water say to the boat?A. Nothing, it ju

Q. What did the water say to the boat?

A. Nothing, it just waved.

28 Jul

Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?A.

Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

A. Dam!

28 Jul

Q. Why dont skeletons fight each other?A. They dont hav

Q. Why don‘t skeletons fight each other?

A. They don‘t have the guts.

28 Jul

Q. What do you get when you put a fish and an elephant

Q. What do you get when you put a fish and an elephant together?

A. Swimming trunks.

28 Jul

Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?A. An umbrella

Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?

A. An umbrella.

28 Jul

Q. What disappears when you stand up?A. Your lap.

Q. What disappears when you stand up?

A. Your lap.

28 Jul

Q. What did the big firecracker say to the little firec

Q. What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

A. My pop is bigger than yours.

28 Jul

Q. What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?A.

Q. What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

A. You are too little to smoke.

28 Jul

Q. What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?A. A doct

Q. What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?

A. A doctopus!

28 Jul

Q. Why did the teacher jump into the lake?A. Because sh

Q. Why did the teacher jump into the lake?

A. Because she wanted to test the waters!