FUnny & Clean kids jokes- Silly kids jokes for children of all ages

28 Jul

Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airp

Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?

A. ME!!!

28 Jul

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?A. In snow banks.

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?

A. In snow banks.

28 Jul

Q. Whats brown and sticky?A. A stick.

Q. What‘s brown and sticky?

A. A stick.

28 Jul

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?A. Because if they

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

28 Jul

Q. What dog keeps the best time?A. A watch dog.

Q. What dog keeps the best time?

A. A watch dog.

28 Jul

Q. Why did the tomato turn red?A. It saw the salad dres

Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. It saw the salad dressing!

28 Jul

Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?A. It l

Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

A. It let out a little wine!

28 Jul

Q. How do you make a tissue dance?A. Put a little booge

Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

A. Put a little boogey in it!

28 Jul

Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?A. At the BP statio

Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A. At the BP station!

28 Jul

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

A. Odor in the court.