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Q. What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?
A. A sour puss!
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Q. What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?
A. A sour puss!
Q. Why do cows have bells?
A. Because their horns don‘t work!
Q. What has 4 wheels and flies?
A. A Garbage truck
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. ‘Is that you mommy?‘
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll