FUnny & Clean kids jokes- Silly kids jokes for children of all ages

28 Jul

Q. What do cats eat for breakfast?A. Mice Crispies!

Q. What do cats eat for breakfast?

A. Mice Crispies!

28 Jul

Q. What kind of dog tells time?A. A watch dog!

Q. What kind of dog tells time?

A. A watch dog!

28 Jul

Q. Why cant a leopard hide?A. Because hes always spotte

Q. Why can‘t a leopard hide?

A. Because he‘s always spotted!

28 Jul

Q. What do you give a dog with a fever?A. Mustard, its

Q. What do you give a dog with a fever?

A. Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!

28 Jul

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?A.

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

A. A sour puss!

28 Jul

Q. Why do birds fly south for the winter?A. Its easier

Q. Why do birds fly south for the winter?

A. Its easier than walking!

28 Jul

Q. What kind of key opens a banana?A. A monkey!

Q. What kind of key opens a banana?

A. A monkey!

28 Jul

Q. How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesi

Q. How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

28 Jul

Q. Why does a hummingbird hum?A. It doesnt know the wor

Q. Why does a hummingbird hum?

A. It doesn‘t know the words!

28 Jul

Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?A. Beca

Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?

A. Because they dropped out of school!