FUnny & Clean kids jokes- Silly kids jokes for children of all ages

28 Jul

Q. What flower grows on your face?A. Tulips

Q. What flower grows on your face?

A. Tulips

28 Jul

Q. What is a computers favorite dance? A. Disk-o

Q. What is a computer‘s favorite dance?

A. Disk-o

28 Jul

Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?A. H

Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?

A. He wanted to make up his mind!

28 Jul

Q. What kind of ship never sinks?A. Friendship!

Q. What kind of ship never sinks?

A. Friendship!

28 Jul

Q. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?A. S

Q. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?

A. Stop going in circles and get to the point!

28 Jul

Q. How do you make a hotdog stand?A. Steal its chair!

Q. How do you make a hotdog stand?

A. Steal its chair!

28 Jul

Q. Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat l

Q. Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat last night?
A. Three clothes-pins held up two shirts!

28 Jul

Q. Why did the computer squeak. A. Because someone step

Q. Why did the computer squeak.
A. Because someone stepped on it‘s mouse

28 Jul

Q. What did one earthquake say to another?A. Its not my

Q. What did one earthquake say to another?
A. It‘s not my fault!

28 Jul

Q. Wheres an astronauts favourite place on the computer

Q. Where‘s an astronaut‘s favourite place on the computer?
A. The spacebar!