FUnny & Clean kids jokes- Silly kids jokes for children of all ages
29 May
Kids Jokes
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
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How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it’s long enough!
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What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
The full moon because it’s lighter!
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What do you mean by telling everyone that I’m an idiot?
I’m sorry, I didn’t know it was supposed to be a secret!
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What was the gangsters last words?
Who put that violin in my violin case!
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What is Cheddar Gorge?
A large cheese sandwich!
28 Jul
Best kids jokes especially for kids have been compiled which includes clean kids jokes, free kids jokes, kids christmas jokes, funny kids jokes, kids jokes riddles, good kids jokes. The jokes book for kids includes children jokes, kids halloween jokes, kids knock knock jokes, silly kids jokes, short kids jokes and many many more. In short they are the funniest kids jokes that can exist.. So enjoy your stay here !
28 Jul
Q. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
Q. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A. To win the nobell prize
28 Jul
Q. Why dont mountains get cold in the winter?A. They we
Q. Why don‘t mountains get cold in the winter?
A. They wear snow caps.
28 Jul
Q. Why did the balloon burst?A. Because it saw a lolly
Q. Why did the balloon burst?
A. Because it saw a lolly pop!
28 Jul
Q. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a b
Q. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A. Because he wasn‘t very hungry.
28 Jul
Q. How much do pirates pay for their earrings?A. Buccan
Q. How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A. Buccaneer
28 Jul
Q. When is a car not a car?A. When it turns into a gara
Q. When is a car not a car?
A. When it turns into a garage.
28 Jul
Q. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the
Q. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three?
A. The baby, because he‘s a little Bigger!
28 Jul
Q. What did the carpet say to the floor?A. You go ahead
Q. What did the carpet say to the floor?
A. ‘You go ahead I‘ll cover you‘
FUnny & Clean kids jokes- Silly kids jokes for children of all ages
29 May
Kids Jokes
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
——————————————————————–
How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it’s long enough!
——————————————————————–
What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
The full moon because it’s lighter!
——————————————————————–
What do you mean by telling everyone that I’m an idiot?
I’m sorry, I didn’t know it was supposed to be a secret!
——————————————————————–
What was the gangsters last words?
Who put that violin in my violin case!
——————————————————————–
What is Cheddar Gorge?
A large cheese sandwich!
28 Jul
Best kids jokes especially for kids have been compiled which includes clean kids jokes, free kids jokes, kids christmas jokes, funny kids jokes, kids jokes riddles, good kids jokes. The jokes book for kids includes children jokes, kids halloween jokes, kids knock knock jokes, silly kids jokes, short kids jokes and many many more. In short they are the funniest kids jokes that can exist.. So enjoy your stay here !
28 Jul
Q. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
Q. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A. To win the nobell prize
28 Jul
Q. Why dont mountains get cold in the winter?A. They we
Q. Why don‘t mountains get cold in the winter?
A. They wear snow caps.
28 Jul
Q. Why did the balloon burst?A. Because it saw a lolly
Q. Why did the balloon burst?
A. Because it saw a lolly pop!
28 Jul
Q. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a b
Q. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A. Because he wasn‘t very hungry.
28 Jul
Q. How much do pirates pay for their earrings?A. Buccan
Q. How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A. Buccaneer
28 Jul
Q. When is a car not a car?A. When it turns into a gara
Q. When is a car not a car?
A. When it turns into a garage.
28 Jul
Q. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the
Q. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three?
A. The baby, because he‘s a little Bigger!
28 Jul
Q. What did the carpet say to the floor?A. You go ahead
Q. What did the carpet say to the floor?
A. ‘You go ahead I‘ll cover you‘