Insult Jokes Collection

28 Jul

Please FAX ur Picture Urgently.WaLLet mein Lagane K Lie

Please FAX ur Picture Urgently.

WaLLet mein Lagane K Liey nahi.

Kitab k Front page K Liey

Kitab ka Naam hai

QABAR KA AZAB.

28 Jul

Badshah Ne AeLaan Kia Hai k jo meri Riaya meinSab se Zy

Badshah Ne AeLaan Kia Hai k jo meri Riaya mein
Sab se Zyada ‘CHAMPOO‘ Hoga Us se Apni Beti
Ki Shaadi Karoonga..

Teri to NiKaL pari yaar..
Mubarak ho Shehzadey…!!!

28 Jul

3 tips to break a miror: 1. pathar mar ker tod do. 2. u

3 tips to break a miror: 1. pathar mar ker tod do. 2. utha ke neechay phainko. 3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao. Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.

28 Jul

Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Ta

Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.

28 Jul

sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai toote khwaboo ke si

sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.

28 Jul

Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a h

Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name……

28 Jul

Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien

Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.

28 Jul

Humko hami se chura lodil main kahin tum chhupa lohum a

Humko hami se chura lo
dil main kahin tum chhupa lo
hum akelay ho na jayen
door tum se ho na jaayen

paas aao

paas aao

paas aao

rukoooooooooooo!

pehlay achi tarha naha ke aao

28 Jul

Jabse Tumhe dekhahai,MeraRaat koDin koSubha koSham koKh

Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,

Mera

Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

Peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt

Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!

28 Jul

__/____lorange ll juice ll______lFresh Orange JuiceKa D

__/____
lorange l
l juice l
l______l

Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..

Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo