Its All About Jokes

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye…,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa… Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa… Comay se Jagay Mareez ko PerManent Sulaa Diyaa

The best thing i like about you is your ‘SHARAFAT‘ you are full of……. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50% SHAR & 50 % AFAT

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I‘ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!

Boy 2 girl – kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply – me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy – Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Viraanay mai Dya Jalanay se kya Hoga Bujhi Hoi Raakh mai Aag Jalanay se kya Hoga Aapko Qabz hai isilye Pressure Nahi Aata Ab Bewajah Zore Laganay se Kya Hoga

Soowar ke bachhe!

Ullo ke patthe!

Kutte ke pille !

Gadhe ki aulaad !

Bhains ke bachhde,

Bakri ke memne,

Sab kitne chote-chote,
Piare-piare hote haina.

American: hamaray haan dogs bomb dhoondh letay hain Japanese: hamaray haan to fish ball se khelti hai Pakistani: hamaray haan to bandar bhi sms parh leta hai

Tum Paas Aey..

Yun Muskuraey..

Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..

Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai…

Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!

Breaking News…
Dhammaka Khabar..

TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya,
Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey
K han KaKa Hua…
Kaise Hoa Hamein Khud nahi Pata…
ChaLein ChaL kar Basheer Khusrey Se
Puchte Hain..

G Basheer g

Basheer G…!!

Msg Hi Parhte Rahengey Ya Kuch Batain Gey Bhi..