Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,A
Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k
Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..
Insult Jokes Collection
Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k
Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..
Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?
‘TRAIN RUKI
KhirkI KHULI
NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI
or
AAP NE KAHA
‘ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA‘.
Read This Wazeefa 100 Times On Every Friday,
Standing At The Door Of The Mosque.
Inshallah You Will Be Rich In Few Days.
The Wazeefa Is
‘Allah Ke Naam Pe De Ja BaBa‘
Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?
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A: A Rumour!
No matter how high da sky is
How deep da ocean is
How strong da wind is
How wide da river is
I jus want 2 tell U
They’re none of UR BUSINESS!
open with love
mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai
bura to nahi maano ge
wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai
wo pyar bharay 3 lafz
‘Insaan Ban Jaao‘
Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo
DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo
Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain
Door Tum se Ho Na Jain
Pas Aao ..
Pas AAO…
RUKOO !!!!
PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..
Duur kaheen ek Basti thee…
Wahan Churaylain Basti thee…
Jab dekho tab Hansti thee
Tm kio Itna Hasti ho…
Usi Basti ki lagti ho
LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah…
Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.
10g Mitti
10g Kankar-Pathar
25 Type k Keere makorey,
5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..
KamaaL hai…!!!
Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!