Its All About Jokes

Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k

Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..

Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?

‘TRAIN RUKI

KhirkI KHULI

NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI

or

AAP NE KAHA

‘ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA‘.

Read This Wazeefa 100 Times On Every Friday,
Standing At The Door Of The Mosque.
Inshallah You Will Be Rich In Few Days.
The Wazeefa Is

‘Allah Ke Naam Pe De Ja BaBa‘

Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour!

No matter how high da sky is

How deep da ocean is

How strong da wind is

How wide da river is

I jus want 2 tell U

They’re none of UR BUSINESS!

open with love

mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai

bura to nahi maano ge

wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai

wo pyar bharay 3 lafz

‘Insaan Ban Jaao‘

Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo

DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo

Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain

Door Tum se Ho Na Jain

Pas Aao ..

Pas AAO…

RUKOO !!!!

PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..

Duur kaheen ek Basti thee…

Wahan Churaylain Basti thee…

Jab dekho tab Hansti thee

Tm kio Itna Hasti ho…

Usi Basti ki lagti ho

LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah…

Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.

10g Mitti

10g Kankar-Pathar

25 Type k Keere makorey,

5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..

KamaaL hai…!!!

Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!