Its All About Jokes

Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya

‘AQAL‘ kya hoti hai?
Asman ne kaha: Bahut Buland hoti hai,
Sagar ne kaha: Bahut Gehri hoti hai,
Apne kaha:Hain…………. Woh kya hoti hai?

God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz…

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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar..

when i miss u
i read your sms

when i want to see u
i close my eyes

and when i want to hear your voice
I
Simply
throw
a stone
over
Donkey

i message
recieved

1
cool person
sent it

1
fool is
reading it

1
fool is
angry

1
fool is
still reading

1
fool will frwd thid
msg to another fool

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhie meri tarah jiya karo.

roz meri SMS padhke sharam nahin aati
kabhie khud bhi SMS kiya karo !!

Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 no se koi call aaye to atend nahi kerna ,
werna insan ban jaoge… sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hen..
SO BE CAREFUL!!

.‘‘v‘‘‘.
…v…

aham! this is not a heart, this is my old underware which i don‘t use,
i thought i should ask you before i throw it
Oye tennu chahi di tay nai???

World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon…. Out ho gaya na!

tumhari payal ki jhankar

tumharay kangan ki khankaar

tumhari sanson ki sarsarahat

tumharay dil ki dhak dhak

uffffffffff……..

tum larki ho ya noise polution??