Its All About Jokes

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I‘m going to mine.

Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ….
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:…
try again…again…maybe you are just not sexy?…
one more time…hey don‘t force it ugly!!!

3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.

i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
quen k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.

Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai

Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.

aj temprature 47 degree ho ga
ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain
kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.

sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.