Wo Koun si Ghari Thi Jab aap Paida Hoey..ROLEXCITIZENQU
Wo Koun si Ghari Thi Jab aap Paida Hoey..
ROLEX
CITIZEN
QUARTZ
Ya Koi Aur..
JaLdi Jawab Bhejo, COmpany Band karwani hai…
Taa-K Aisa Haadsa Phir Dobara na ho…
Insult Jokes Collection
Wo Koun si Ghari Thi Jab aap Paida Hoey..
ROLEX
CITIZEN
QUARTZ
Ya Koi Aur..
JaLdi Jawab Bhejo, COmpany Band karwani hai…
Taa-K Aisa Haadsa Phir Dobara na ho…
Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife-Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Many Many Happy Resturns of the day 2 U
Dekha tumne kya socha tha..?
tm nahi bataogay tu mjhe nahi pata lagayga k aaj..
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ANIMALS DAY HAI
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena…
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati…
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero….
sitam sehnay ki bhi had hoti hai,
kissy ko satanay ki bhi had hoti hai,
sms bhejne ki koshish kero dost
mufat k sms parhnay ki bhi had hoti hai
I‘d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can‘t count that high.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
It‘s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell