Insult Jokes Collection

28 Jul

Wo Koun si Ghari Thi Jab aap Paida Hoey..ROLEXCITIZENQU

Wo Koun si Ghari Thi Jab aap Paida Hoey..

ROLEX

CITIZEN

QUARTZ

Ya Koi Aur..

JaLdi Jawab Bhejo, COmpany Band karwani hai…
Taa-K Aisa Haadsa Phir Dobara na ho…

28 Jul

Wife- i will die.Husband- i will also die.Wife-Why do y

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife-Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

28 Jul

Many Many Happy Resturns of the day 2 UDekha tumne kya

Many Many Happy Resturns of the day 2 U

Dekha tumne kya socha tha..?

tm nahi bataogay tu mjhe nahi pata lagayga k aaj..

..

ANIMALS DAY HAI

28 Jul

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena…kabhi humari tarah bhi j

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena…
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati…
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero….

28 Jul

sitam sehnay ki bhi had hoti hai,kissy ko satanay ki b

sitam sehnay ki bhi had hoti hai,
kissy ko satanay ki bhi had hoti hai,
sms bhejne ki koshish kero dost
mufat k sms parhnay ki bhi had hoti hai

28 Jul

Id love to ask how old you are,but unfortunately I know

I‘d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can‘t count that high.

28 Jul

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stup

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

28 Jul

Its better to let someone think you are an Idiot than t

It‘s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.

28 Jul

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the con

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.

28 Jul

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would mak

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell