Its All About Jokes

Dubya ‘Do.

President Bush is so stupid, he dyed his hair blonde to become smarter.

Dubya & Moses‘ Face Time

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn‘t seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, ‘I am George W. Bush, the President of the US of A, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn‘t you greet me?‘
Moses replied, ‘The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 days!‘

Bush and Polly

Why doesn‘t George W. Bush eat parrots?
A little thing called cannibalism.

George Bush is So Stupid…

George Bush is so stupid, he‘s still looking for a corner in his Oval Office.

Bush is a Puppet?

President George W. Bush was getting angry about the public opinion of his ability to govern, so he arranged a press conference to let the American public know what was on his mind.
He started strongly, ‘The American People must know that I am wholly fit, capable, and prepared to serve this nation as commander-in-chief. And I say to those people who believe that I don‘t have a mind of my own…‘ Bush said and froze. He looked over at Cheney and whispered, ‘Dick, what do I say to them again…?‘

Burying Osama

What do you call Osama bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.

Heaven‘s Shining Waters

George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, ‘You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink.‘
Dubya goes first and gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, ‘He‘s sinned as much as I have, what gives?‘

The angel says, ‘He‘s standing on Clinton‘s shoulders!‘

Hail to the Moron

It‘s finally come out why George W. is pushing childhood literacy.
He wants America‘s children to be better off than he is.

Executive Rimmin‘

Why did George W. Bush cross the road?
To plunge his slithery tongue into the pert and waiting anus of the oil industry.

Dubya ‘n‘ Drugs

During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors were discussing spin control on his past drug problems.
‘Dubya,‘ said his PR guy, ‘We‘ve got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college?‘

‘It‘s true,‘ replied Bush, ‘but it isn‘t my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver spoon in my nose.‘