New Funny & Dumb Blonde Jokes – Clean & Ultimate Blonde jokes

28 Jul

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?A. Because

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
A. Because they have blond boyfriends

28 Jul

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?A. T

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up

28 Jul

Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?A. Ge

Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A. Get‘em on their back and their both fucked.

28 Jul

Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?A. A blow j

Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A. A blow job with handlebars

28 Jul

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?A. A golden re

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.

28 Jul

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?A. The 1984

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

28 Jul

Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?A. It

Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.

28 Jul

Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and

Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A. A wine and cheese party!

28 Jul

Q. How do you drown a blonde?A. Put a scratch n sniff s

Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch ‘n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

28 Jul

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?A. It

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.