New Funny & Dumb Blonde Jokes – Clean & Ultimate Blonde jokes

28 Jul

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito

Q. What‘s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

28 Jul

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the nat

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?
A. Play ball!

28 Jul

Q. What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?A. You

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO‘s have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.

28 Jul

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Cause it said concentrate.

28 Jul

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and the Titani

Q. What‘s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.

28 Jul

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your com

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A. The joystick is wet.

28 Jul

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?A. To keep their ankle

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.

28 Jul

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?A. An interpr

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.

28 Jul

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a brick?A.

Q. What‘s the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A. The brick doesn‘t follow you home after you lay it.

28 Jul

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
A. She sold her car for it…