New Funny & Dumb Blonde Jokes – Clean & Ultimate Blonde jokes

28 Jul

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?A. So s

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.

28 Jul

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A. You get

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.

28 Jul

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A. Preg

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant

28 Jul

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a 747?A. N

Q. What‘s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747?

28 Jul

Q. Whats the difference between butter and a blonde?A.

Q. What‘s the difference between butter and a blonde?
A. Butter is difficult to spread.

28 Jul

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?A

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

28 Jul

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brun

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.

28 Jul

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?A. A

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A. A brunette with bad breath.

28 Jul

Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?A. The o

Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

28 Jul

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?A. She

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door.