New Funny & Dumb Blonde Jokes – Clean & Ultimate Blonde jokes

28 Jul

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.

28 Jul

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and an ironing

Q. What‘s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.

28 Jul

Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?A. Bobbing for chip

Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for chips.

28 Jul

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?A. Brain tum

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A. Brain tumor.

28 Jul

Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A.

Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.

28 Jul

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: Fun fun

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: ‘Fun fun fun worry worry worry‘
A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry….

28 Jul

Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?A. Becau

Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A. Because they both drip when they‘re fucked!

28 Jul

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?A. Way

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A. ‘Way to go team!‘

28 Jul

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?A. FULL

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A. FULL

28 Jul

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?A. She slippe

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.