New Funny & Dumb Blonde Jokes – Clean & Ultimate Blonde jokes

28 Jul

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?A. Mo

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!

28 Jul

Q. Why dont blondes use vibrators?A. They chip their te

Q. Why don‘t blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.

28 Jul

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?A. Fe

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized

28 Jul

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?A. More headroom

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom

28 Jul

Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?A. Because everyone

Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.

28 Jul

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a bowling

Q. What‘s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

28 Jul

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!

28 Jul

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A. Frosted

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes

28 Jul

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering whe

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.

28 Jul

Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?A. She h

Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can‘t find her pencil.