Its All About Jokes

A blonde is over at this Coke Machine putting fifty cents in, taking the coke, putting it in her pockets, throwing the quarters in, taking the coke, putting it in her pockets, throwing the quarters in, taking the Coke, putting it in her pockets. After a while she has a Coke in every pocket. She keeps going, stacking the Cokes around her on the floor.

Finally, the guy behind her, getting mad, asks her, ‘What Are You Doing?”

She responds, ‘Duh, I‘m winning.‘

Two young blonde women are sitting at a bar in such an obviously celebratory mood that the bartender drifts over intending to offer them a drink on the house.

When he gets close he hears one say to the other ‘Here‘s to 17 days!‘

Smiling, the bartender says, ‘Congratulations! What‘s so special about 17 days?‘

Eyes twinkling, one of the women explains, ‘Well, we‘ve been spending our evenings working on a jigsaw puzzle! And it said 3-5 years on the box, but we finished it in only 17 days!‘

A blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, closed the door and went back in the house. A few minutes later she went out and looked in the mail box again.

She did this several times and her neighbour that was watching her said: ‘You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into your mail box.‘

The blonde answered, ‘No, I am working on my computer and it keeps telling me that I have mail.‘

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!‘

The American said, ‘We were the first on the moon!‘

The Blonde said, ‘So what, we‘re going to be the first on the sun!‘

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. ‘You can‘t land on the sun, you idiot! You‘ll burn up!‘ said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, ‘We‘re not stupid, you know. We‘re going at night!‘

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard that under seventeen weren‘t admitted!

Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: They both have a black box.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she‘s pregnant.

Q: Why did the Blonde get fired at the M & M factory?
A: She threw out all the W‘s

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed the boss left work early.

One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they‘d leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back, so how was she to know?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside.

Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!!! Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, during their coffee break, the brunette and redhead mentioned leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was with them.

“NO WAY,“ she exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday!“