28 Jul
Man l: I got my wife a VCP for her birthday Man 2: Dont
Man l: ‘I got my wife a VCP for her birthday‘ Man 2: ‘Don‘t you mean a VCR?‘ Man 1: ‘No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!‘
Funny Birthday Jokes – Happy birthday jokes collection
Funny Birthday Jokes – Happy birthday jokes collection
28 Jul
What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his b
What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don‘t know, but you‘d better hope he likes it!
28 Jul
Did you go shopping for my birthday present? Yeah, and
‘Did you go shopping for my birthday present?‘ ‘Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.‘ ‘What thing is that?‘ ‘Nothing!‘
28 Jul
BoyFriend: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthd
BoyFriend: Why didn‘t you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
28 Jul
Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday .
Good news! I‘ve been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don‘t get the bowl until my next birthday!
28 Jul
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Becaus
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it‘s too hard to put them on the bottom!
28 Jul
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my
‘Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.‘
28 Jul
Id like to say something nice about you as its your bir
I‘d like to say something nice about you as it‘s your birthday. Why don‘t you? Because I can‘t think of a single thing to say!
28 Jul
Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make
Did you hear about the time Eddy‘s sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.
28 Jul
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone s
‘I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.‘