28 Jul
Q: What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A: A
Q: What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?
A: A mouse organ !
Animal Jokes Collection
Animal Jokes Collection
28 Jul
Q: Why do mice have long tails ? A: Well, theyd look si
Q: Why do mice have long tails ?
A: Well, they‘d look silly with long hair !
28 Jul
Q: Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white
Q: Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ?
A: Mickey Moose !
28 Jul
Q: How do you save a drowning mouse ? A: Use mouse to m
Q: How do you save a drowning mouse ?
A: Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
28 Jul
Q: Where do hamsters come from ? A: Hamsterdam !
Q: Where do hamsters come from ?
A: Hamsterdam !
28 Jul
Q: Whats a mouses least favorite record ? A: Whats up P
Q: What‘s a mouse‘s least favorite record ?
A: What‘s up Pussycat !
28 Jul
Q: Why do mice need oiling ? A: Because they squeak !
Q: Why do mice need oiling ?
A: Because they squeak !
28 Jul
Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo ? A: Eyes d
Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
A: ‘Eyes down for a full mouse‘ !
28 Jul
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.
The mother mouse goes, ‘BARK!‘ and the cat runs away.
‘See?‘ says the mother mouse to her baby. ‘Now do you see why it‘s important to learn a foreign language?‘
- Submitted by Jokes4U.
Q: Why did the mouse push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log!!!
28 Jul
A man who owned a hand-operated rotisserie (rotating sp
A man who owned a hand-operated rotisserie (rotating spit for cooking meat) was barbecuing a chicken in his back yard when a hippie strolled by.
The hippie stood and watched for a couple of minutes and then said slowly, ‘Uh… I don‘t want to bug you man, but your music‘s stopped, and your monkey‘s on fire.‘