Its All About Jokes

What was left when the cat‘s party was over?
Kitty litter
What do you call it when a cat bites?
Catnip!

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
It‘s meow-sic to their ears!

What‘s every cat‘s favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!

Where do cats write down notes?
Scratch Paper!

Why does everyone love cats?
They‘re purr-fect!

What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A sourpuss!

What do you call a cat who‘s joined the Red Cross?
A first-aid kit!

What‘s a cat‘s favorite food?
Petatoes!

What‘s a cat‘s second favorite food?
Spa-catti!

What kind of cats lay around the house?
Car-pets!

How do cats buy things?
From a cat-alogue!

What do you call it when a cat stops?
A paws!

Why do cats eat fur balls?
Because they love a good gag!

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?
Catsup!

Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!

Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!

Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
A: Any kind of bloodhound!

Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire haired terriers!!

Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
A: A jolly collie!

Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A: A dingo-ling!

Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A: A bud hound!

Q: Why didn‘t the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it‘s not polite to talk back to your paw!

Q: What is the dogs favourite city?
A: New Yorkie!