28 Jul
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?A:
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Animal Jokes Collection
Animal Jokes Collection
28 Jul
Q: How do cats eat spaghetti?A: The same as everyone el
Q: How do cats eat spaghetti?
A: The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!
28 Jul
Q: What is a French cats favourite pudding?A: Chocolate
Q: What is a French cat‘s favourite pudding?
A: Chocolate mousse!
28 Jul
Q: What do cat actors say on stage?Tabby or not tabby!
Q: What do cat actors say on stage?
Tabby or not tabby!
28 Jul
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?A: I
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I‘m paw!
28 Jul
Q: How do you know if you cats got a bad cold?A: He has
Q: How do you know if you cat‘s got a bad cold?
A: He has cat-arrh!
28 Jul
Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A:
Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She‘s got that down in the mouth look!
28 Jul
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?A:
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
A: An animal that puts you out a night!
28 Jul
Q: What do cats drink from when theyre in space?A: Flyi
Q: What do cats drink from when they‘re in space?
A: Flying Saucers!
28 Jul
Which pet is a librarians best friend?The cat-alogue! W
Which pet is a librarian‘s best friend?
The cat-alogue!
What word best describes my cat?
Purr-fect!
Why do most people like cats?
They have pleasing purr-sonalities!
Why do cats lick milk out of bowls?
They do not know how to use straws.
Why do cats prefer milk?
It‘s purr-fectly delicious!
Why did Mr. and Mrs. Cat get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
Q) What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
A) A dog will drop everything and come when you call. A cat will check its schedule, and fit you in.
What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?
Good mews!
What is the feline‘s favorite baseball position?
Cat-cher!
When is the best time for our cat friends to leave a place?
Anytime it‘s gone to the dogs!
What does a cat say when someone pulls its tail?
‘Me-ow!‘
What did the angry cat say?
‘I‘m fur-ious!‘
What did the cat say when it upset the milk dish?
Nobody‘s purr-fect!
What do they say about a cat who bites?
Cat-nip!
Why do cats sing in back alleys?
Well, that‘s shoe-business!
Why did the policeman arrest the young cat?
Because of kitty litter!
How did our feline friend put the iceman out of business?
Cat got his tong(s)!
What is the cats all-time favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!
What is another name for a cat‘s home?
A scratch pad!
What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the sand?
Sandy Claws!
How do you spell cat backwards?
C-a-t B-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s!
How did our feline friend put the iceman out of business?
Cat got hit tong(s)!
What do you call it when our feline friends show good manners?
Eti-cat, of course!
What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?
Good mews!
Why don‘t cats complain when other cats make noise all night?
Because it‘s meow-sic to their ears!